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Everyone could use some brains

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We’ve all heard of the zombie apocalypse. Zombies are going to take over the world and they will be in search of brains. With these charming pendants, you can save a life – if a zombie comes to you, asking for brains, you can simply hand then your necklace. As zombies aren’t the smartest of creatures, you will confuse them and then you can escape.

Like the brains but want a different color? Please, let me know. I love making custom brains.

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Mmmmmmm, brains…

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So, the hubster and I went to a movie over the weekend with one of the three kids. We left the 11 year old at home with the 21 year old. The former because she wasn’t in a movie mood and the latter because she was just in the stages of waking up when we were leaving.

Four hours later, after the movie and a sit down lunch, I got a text from the big kid. The back and forth was so amusing to me, I had to share.

Kayleigh – Are y’all alive?

Me – As a matter of fact, no, we’re not. We are on our way home to eat your brains. Please make sure they’re fresh.

Kayleigh – Would you like them slightly seared with wasabi and ginger sauces on the side?

Me – Oh, sounds lovely, but sashimi style is fine.

Kayleigh – Okay. How far away are you? I’d like to see if Caribou has any deals before you eat my brain.

Me – You can vamoose – we’re 10 minutes away. Mocha infused brains would make a delicious dessert…

Kayleigh – I won’t vamoose until you are here. Don’t want to leave the medium brains alone.