Category Archives: Humor

Says Who Podcast Episode 36: The Ketchup Connection

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That wasn’t a chocolate chip cookie…

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I volunteer at a hospital. Sometimes we’re given a boxed meal because the cafeteria is closed. This past shift, instead of packaged cookies, there were baked cookies that were wrapped in pairs. I thought they were chocolate chip so saved them for my Large Fry. When I got home, I told her there were cookies for her.

Fast forward 2 days. This child, who never uses Facebook or Messenger had messaged me while I was at a meeting.

“Okay I realize it is early in the day but I got those cookies that were meant for me.

They were not chocolate chip.

They were raisin cookies.

I have fallen for a trick I thought only existed in fiction.”

I messaged an apology because I would not have shared Oatmeal Raisin cookies with her, I would have kept them all for me. (Obviously.)

When I got home she handed me the leftover cookie and said

“I bit into the cookie. I tasted betrayal, not chocolate.”

I love my Large Fry.