Category Archives: Humor

Ryan Reynolds Requests you to Respect the Back

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I’ll Keep on Lovin’ You Even When You Drive Away

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When REO Speedwagon’s “Keep on Lovin’ You” is on in the restaurant where you’re eating lunch but your husband doesn’t appreciate you reciting the lyrics to him and says he’ll drive away if you keep it up but the next line is “you lay still in the grass, all coiled up and hissin'” and you can’t help yourself but you also immediately apologize and stop. #SorryNotSorry Also, now they’re playing Huey Lewis & the News “Do You Believe in Love?” and I think this restaurant is trying to cause a divorce and now I know it’s a nefarious plan because The Go-Go “Our Lips Are Sealed” is coming up on the playlist.