Jenny Lawson put up a post yesterday – Worst Advice Ever
Last week my friend said that her mom’s greatest piece of advice was “Do one thing every day that scares you” and I told her that was terrible advice because you know what scares me? Bears. I’m not going to do a bear, lady. I don’t even think that’s legal in Texas.
Long story short? I think my friend’s mom is trying to kill me.
UPDATED: Hang on. I just realized that technically having sex with a bear would be extremely terrifying and would probably make you appreciate the rest of your fragile life. A life where you don’t have to have sex with dangerous, bitey bears.
So I guess there’s some actual advice in there after all. Not good advice. But still.
When she posted on Facebook, she added “Don’t have sex with bears, you guys.”
I couldn’t help myself in my comment as I posted the first thing that came into my head. Then I thought “You just channeled your inner 12 year old. Your very perverted inner 12 year old. Perhaps that was a bit out of line. Offer an apology.” So I commented with that as well.
When I looked at the post today, I found a comment from Jenny. I ❤ her very muchly.