So, the hubster and I went to a movie over the weekend with one of the three kids. We left the 11 year old at home with the 21 year old. The former because she wasn’t in a movie mood and the latter because she was just in the stages of waking up when we were leaving.
Four hours later, after the movie and a sit down lunch, I got a text from the big kid. The back and forth was so amusing to me, I had to share.
Kayleigh – Are y’all alive?
Me – As a matter of fact, no, we’re not. We are on our way home to eat your brains. Please make sure they’re fresh.
Kayleigh – Would you like them slightly seared with wasabi and ginger sauces on the side?
Me – Oh, sounds lovely, but sashimi style is fine.
Kayleigh – Okay. How far away are you? I’d like to see if Caribou has any deals before you eat my brain.
Me – You can vamoose – we’re 10 minutes away. Mocha infused brains would make a delicious dessert…
Kayleigh – I won’t vamoose until you are here. Don’t want to leave the medium brains alone.