Lord_Voldemort7 is similar to…

Checking Lord_Voldemort7′s Twitter today. Saw his latest tweet and giggled and retweeted it – “I should have turned Carmen Sandiego into a horcrux….” Then I saw below and had a cackling fit –   Lord Voldemort is similar to Snooki from The Jersey Shore. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.

No, I’m not that Madame Wong.

Wondered why my views had jumped up so much and realized that a rave club had been given the name Madame Wong’s. Apparently the NYPD shut them down more than once and now they are gone for good. I was here with my blog long before the club was in existence, and have referred to [...]

The Joy of Converse Slip ons

I attended the CNN 30th Anniversary Bash on  6/12/10 at the National Press Club. Had just gotten food and was waiting to walk by Ted Turner while he had a picture taken with someone. (I wasn’t waiting for Ted, I just didn’t want to ruin someone’s photo op.) I was standing there patiently when he looked [...]

Amusing Spammers

I always check my spam folder to make sure nothing legitimate ended up there by mistake. While taking a look just now, I saw this gem – A it sniff. Which to longship canalise escutcheon. dismast at clearance. What? I don’t even know how to begin trying to understand this subject line, and perhaps that [...]

6th Annual 1-800-SUICIDE Capitol Hill Press Conference

Yesterday morning I was checking my various and sundry quick hit websites. Took a look at Twitter and saw a Tweet from PostSecret  – I’ll see you on Capitol Hill today at 10AM in the Cannon Room. http://www.hopeline.com. Curiosity peaked, I found the event on Facebook – the 6th Annual 1-800-SUICIDE Capitol Hill Press Conference.  Speakers [...]

Not an approved diet plan

We just got back from a weeklong cruise. My husband and I had dinner in the dining room every night except one, when we went to the Steakhouse for a special meal. The other 6 nights were spent one table away from one of the most obnoxious women I’ve ever had the “pleasure” of being [...]

Spammers be gone

I usually don’t mind spam e-mails. Alot of the time they amuse me with their bizarre subject lines. This new batch, however, has me grumpy. They all have my name in the subject line and they seem to imply that I’m male and have either been at video shoots or dating sites with apparently skanky women. [...]

3D TV might equal 3D Porn

***This is a, well, naughty post and is not my usual style. However, got this thought in my head and needed to share… You have been warned.*** Saw a segment on Good Morning America last week about 3D TV technology. Various channels are planning on coming out with 3D television programming. This led me to [...]

No idea

I haven’t posted anything in a month. Fail. I regularly read John Heald and The Bloggess and I’m amazed how they can crank out humorous post after humorous post. I struggle to come up with an amusing Twitter update once a day…. I like to write (and I love to read) so this bothers me. I [...]

To the guy who decided to start up a conversation with me last night on the Metro

I do not agree with your points for the following reasons – 1. Why do I need a robot to knit for me? I knit due to a compulsive need to keep my hands busy. How does Knit-o-matic version 3.5 help with that? Oh, and I do just fine selling my technology free scarves, thanks. [...]